Breaking: Anthony Davis was traded to the Lakers in return for Slenderman, Lonzo, Josh Hart, and 3 first rounders. The Pelicans are fucking stupid for that trade. They could have at least asked for Kuzma. Lavar Ball tweeted that the Pelicans are going to be champions next season because his son went to New Orleans. The Pelicans just went to the list of cancer organizations along with Phoenix and New York. The Lakers now have Kuzma, AD, and Lebron. They’ll get Beal, Butler, Leonard, and injured Klay and Durant in a few hours as well. Are the Lakers champions next season? Lonzo and Zion may be the best duo of all time.